CLOROX

spring Clean It

Have you ever noticed that the “spring” pictures on your calendar are lying to you? When you want to feel like a bunny sniffing tulips or a piglet in galoshes, you’re really an unpaid child entertainer or a 30-year-old yelling at 6-foot 18-year-olds to shoot the damn ball.

And when that calendar lies to you, and spring (or late winter) actually sucks, we could cope with UV lights and fake tanner (guilty!). Or we can jump into spring with Clorox. No matter the weather, spring cleaning can be a mood boost when your March bracket isn’t.

Now, doesn’t that feel good?